Street Smarts And Compassion

Cann River Hotel No one comes into my town locking up my local town drunks fuck them, I laughed my head off I liked old Alf’s attitude and I don’t think Alf ever had the trouble that I seen other cops have in other towns, after all they are only small towns why apply...

Old Alf The Cop

Cann River When I arrived in Cann the locals have got nothing better to do but gossip, and the old bar flies were holding bets on how long before I belted the local cop, the Orbost cops supposedly told the Cann cop I was a real piece of shit, to look out I hated...

Letter To Licencing Commission

Alf put to rest the mischievous and petty licensing judge’s pursuit of getting me out of the hotel industry by sending him a letter describing to the judge his vast experience of thirty odd years in the police force as a detective and this took him into all the hotels...

Good Cops Are An Asset To All Communities

Alf was one of those rare coppers that are a real asset to communities, not a petty bastard that pissed every one off by hiding around corners to catch you doing some petty little thing wrong, cops like Alf are what policing is about building respect through common...