Mick Gets Me Back

When Mick sold the Bellbird Hotel to Donny the Nome, (I gave him that nick name and it stuck) old Mick wanted to give me his boots of thirty years, the Nome didn’t want him, and the boots job was to do all the shit jobs like clean up curly turds and such. Daly, Mick...

Made Love To Mick’s Mum

I lean over the bar and said to him softly so no one heard me, Mick I fucked your mum up the arse and you’re the fucking result you rotten little cunt, I calmly walked off, Mick stood there blinking, I was already talking to his step daughter ever so nicely and all of...

Mad Mick Putting Gun To My Head

Playing pool for money in pubs is not to smart, Everyone is far too drunk this was a big drinking day more like a drench than a drink, Mick plays pool with me is blind drunk and a sore loser, he want to fight me and I hold my hand on his forehead he swing wildly and...

Loosing Gill Net

The fishing inspector had a head like a polished walnut and he wasn’t the brightest lily in the pond so I made sure he was well and truly pissed when he was in our area. I put this net out one night when I was half pissed, and I told jocks kid Michael to use my boat...

Bellbird Hotel

The Bellbird Hotel was a very small wooden hotel surrounded by dense bush on the main highway to Sydney, made very famous and popular because of the owners Mick and Glad they were hail good fellow well met friendly people that loved a drink and the company that came...