The Licencing Inspector

The old judge was true to his petty words the cops raided me forever trying to catch me doing something wrong even going so far as hiding in the vegetable van that delivered vegetables to Bemm this old cop tried to catch me opening late in the morning, they tried to...

Street Smarts And Compassion

Cann River Hotel No one comes into my town locking up my local town drunks fuck them, I laughed my head off I liked old Alf’s attitude and I don’t think Alf ever had the trouble that I seen other cops have in other towns, after all they are only small towns why apply...

Old Street Wise Cops Shine

Bemm River hotel This was where old cops shined the old cop was a person with people and life skills, the new cops are just and empty vessel clothed in a uniform wanting free respect, old cops they looked at the situation when it was hot, they sorted things out on...

Old Alf The Cop

Cann River When I arrived in Cann the locals have got nothing better to do but gossip, and the old bar flies were holding bets on how long before I belted the local cop, the Orbost cops supposedly told the Cann cop I was a real piece of shit, to look out I hated...

Letter To Licencing Commission

Alf put to rest the mischievous and petty licensing judge’s pursuit of getting me out of the hotel industry by sending him a letter describing to the judge his vast experience of thirty odd years in the police force as a detective and this took him into all the hotels...